Worst Jokes Ever
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Kollaps
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.