My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
