How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
