Worst Jokes Ever
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
I wish I was blind.
"Peppa's ribs."
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What is your favorite time of day?
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.