Worst Jokes Ever
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
What can you build with people? A boat!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
Glip gloop glap.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.