Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"

The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."

Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?

12 year old me: Yeah!

Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?

Me: What?

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.