Worst Jokes Ever
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
Butt cracks.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
A treatment joke.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.