Worst Jokes Ever
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
I'm Batman.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
When I get hungry 😋
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What is fall?
Hi 👋
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Sumona.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.