Worst Jokes Ever
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What has it?
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
What is your car's name?
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
I love you.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
I'm dead inside.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Good night.
What is important?