Worst Jokes Ever
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
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What runs but does not walk? It's water.
She said no, so I raped her.
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.