Worst Jokes Ever
Aaron.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
It's punny.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.