Worst Jokes Ever
Baal jharne ke upay?
Hi, how are you today?
Hi? Bye.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Eed?