Worst Jokes Ever
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
None of these jokes really took off.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Mad Pussy.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.