Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What is a dog?
A pet.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
What game is for kids? Uno.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
I love autumn!