Worst Jokes Ever
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
FUCK OFF GULLER!
We’ll be back.
12/8?
Dick muncher.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Dams are dam strange.
That dam looks damn cool!
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
These jokes are all crap.
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”