Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
What time is it?
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
Love you.
I love everyone.