Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?

It was called "S & N."

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

'Cause they're dead.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Doctor."

"Doctor who?"

"Doctor Who."

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of kids.

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My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.

Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?

A: Because she can't find the 11.

There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.

Q: Get up for a chair joke!

A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.

Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?

Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."

I like turtles.

Hitler walked so Kim can run.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2

-Harpoon it.

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!

I once made a belt out of clocks.

It was a waist of time.