Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
I did not.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
Stephanie has a magic.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Jokes are rather funny.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.