Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
I love my name.
Stephanie is my name.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
I love sleep 🛏!
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Stephanie has a great thumb!
What is a bus 🚌?
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
I hate crying.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"