Worst Jokes Ever
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you ♥️.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).
She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
I suck my dick.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
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A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."