Worst Jokes Ever
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
My dad is nice!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
You're tiny!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.