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I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!

#babagang

Iron Man dies.

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

Manchester City is gay.

What do you call someone without a body?

Nobody.

Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

I like fire trucks and monster trucks.

What is black and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD

I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"

My whole life.

Carys’s mum has chemo.

Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?