Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.

Religion

All of us.

"Can you tie a knot?"

"I cannot."

"So you can knot?"

"No, I cannot knot."

"Not knot?"

"Who's there?"

"F... off!"

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

Mississippi Mud.

How does a cow do math?

With a cow-culator!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.

What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?

One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.

Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.

We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of screaming children.

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

Jupiter