Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Police: *Arrests me*
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.