Worst Jokes Ever
What is magic?
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
omg hot.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
I wish I was blind.