Worst Jokes Ever

What is the best day to go to the beach?

On Sunday.

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

"Ur mum gay..."

Sorry wrong person.

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

I am a beautiful person.

A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."

I miss playing baseball.

Have a great year!

Shush, you schmuck! Please read!

If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

Hi, how are you? Are you good?

Have a great day today!

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

Is Sam Ryan a Reddit King?

I miss school so much.

That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.

Two urchins, L. H. A. B.