Worst Jokes Ever

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

Do you know where Helen Keller lives?

Neither does she.

What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?

I yam.

Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨

How does Helen Keller say "dad?"

I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.

What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?

I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.

You are gay.

Aarif

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.

Where do cows get their medicine?

At the farmacy.

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

Why did the doctor check out Earth?

He had a tummy quake.

I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?

What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.

What is the difference between a human and a human?

How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.

I love you too.

What did the duck eat for lunch?

Soup and quackers.