Worst Jokes Ever
I'm dead inside.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Good night.
What is important?
Love? Is impossible.
Yellow is the best.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What is a dog?
An animal.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
What is your name?
Stephanie
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!