Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
Give me the most likes on this site.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.