Worst Jokes Ever
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What is a boyfriend?
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
Steel led to World War 2.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂