Worst Jokes Ever
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Little Timmy walked in on his parents having sex. His parents look at him in fear. Little Timmy asks, "Mom, Dad, what are you doing?"
The mom replies with, "We are playing house. We'll let you play when you're older," the dad says. So the next day Timmy goes over to play with his friend Johnny, who was, ironically, Timmy's neighbor. Johnny asks, "How was your sleep last night?" "I saw my mom and dad playing house last night," Timmy says. "But they told me I could play with them when I'm older."
After a little bit of playing with Johnny, Timmy went home and saw his Dad playing house with his babysitter. "Dad, what are you doing?" Timmy asks. "I'm playing house with your babysitter," Timmy's Dad said. "But I saw you play house with Mom last night," Timmy told his father. "Well, don't tell your mother," his dad said.
Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
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What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.