Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.

In tennis, 0 points is love.

Gf: "You are a drug."

Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"

Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."

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    • What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

    This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

    Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

    'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

    A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"

    The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"

    Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

    Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.

    A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.

    When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”

    2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!

    2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!

    Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"

    Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"

    Why did the octopus cross the road?

    'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.

    Trump said: "Let's make America great again."

    Translation by Democrats:

    "Let's fake America again."

    A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.

    What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

    Christopher Walken.

    Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...