Worst Jokes Ever
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Poopoo man.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.