Worst Jokes Ever
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Hodor.
The Cheerio Joke
Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.
So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.
The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you.
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.