Worst Jokes Ever
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What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Hi Eric Le!
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Hi Ethan!
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!