Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Which room has no doors and no windows?
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
My pp.
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
Oh he.
Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3