Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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What is a good night's sleep?

"Good night night love ❤️"

Roses are red, the grass is greener,

Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

More than ten, apparently.

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    • There were two guys in an asylum. One was named Kenny, and the other was Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny acting like he was packing his bags. The nurse said, “What are you doin', Kenny?” Kenny said, “Going to Florida for the week.” The nurse said, “Alright, see ya when you get back.”

    Next day, the nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny lying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. The nurse said, “What are you doing, Kenny?” Kenny said, “I am at the beach.” The nurse said, “Oh, I forgot you're in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back.” Bob's room was across the hall. The nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. The nurse said, “Goddamnit, Bob, what are you doing?” Bob said, “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny's wife right now, he is in Florida for the week.”

    1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

    2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

    If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

    Welcome.

    A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"

    One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."

    A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"

    "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"

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    • One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"

    Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."

    The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"

    Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."

    The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"

    Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"

    What should you name a dog without any legs?

    It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.