Worst Jokes Ever
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
He jizzes canned cheese.
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Heyyyyyy!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)