Worst Jokes Ever
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
My penis is longer than one inch.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!