Worst Jokes Ever

Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?

Because they have no one to tell them off.

Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

Because they don't have no one to tell them off.

Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!

What's long, white, and thick? My dick.

A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

How do you get a cow to eat?

Give it mooshrooms!

The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!

What does an orphan call home?

Nothing. 🤣

What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?

A-Mean-O-Acid.

What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in the crack.

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.

Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.

Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.

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What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

"Full House."