Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

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    • In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."

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    • Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.

    California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.

    Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.

    What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?

    None.

    They're both imaginary.

    Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

    Student: "Meat!"

    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

    Student: "Bacon!"

    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

    Student: "Homework!"

    Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

    I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...

    What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.