Worst Jokes Ever

I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.

I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.

Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?

My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

What goes up and down and does not move?

Stairs.

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

What is ioooooooo?

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

What do condoms and whores have in common?

Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke...

I decided to abort.

So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"