Worst Jokes Ever

Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."

Which flies cannot be seen?

Time flies.

What do you call a eatable door?

- Coriander 😂

Your fay.

Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.

What's the best thing about midgets??

They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.

Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.

Jobs,

50 shapes head.

I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.

I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"

Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.

Impossible? I’m very possible, really!

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.