Worst Jokes Ever
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Priest
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Little Johnny died.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.