What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Worst Jokes Ever
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Octopus.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.
Who?
I love playing games with my family.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
I eat kids.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.