Worst Jokes Ever
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London đ”. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Orange you glad to see me?
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Herrit?
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher đ
You will never have a girlfriend.
Words canât describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)