Worst Jokes Ever
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.