Worst Jokes Ever
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
It's snot fair!
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.