Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.