What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
Worst Jokes Ever
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.