Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Saw (DYM 69).
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
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Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
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