Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.