Worst Jokes Ever

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

It is the only place where they can call a father.

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?

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Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!

How do you make an Indian explode?

You press the red dot.

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

What is the Mexican police number?

9 Juan Juan.

Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.

What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?

Both stare off into space.

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.

Doin (DYM 12)?

What type of bow can't be tied?

Rainbow.