Worst Jokes Ever
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Mom!
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. đź–Ś
Vote for the better joke!
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at funerals.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.