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Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
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As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."