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Worst Jokes Ever
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"