JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Worst Jokes Ever
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
frshfry we need to talk now!
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
Mom!
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What is depressed and gay? Me.
What do cheetahs do when they get a test?
They cheat!!!
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...