Worst Jokes Ever
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
It's me, the Joje.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.