Worst Jokes Ever
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. đ
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Why couldnât the orphan find home?
Didnât have eyes.
Sure?
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
Cruel and unusual punishment.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they donât have a âmotherâsâ or âfatherâsâ day!