Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
your (DYM 59)
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.