Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.

Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

Officer: Hi, how high are you?

Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"

Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.

Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.

Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.

What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”

That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼‍♂️.