Worst Jokes Ever
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
The only joke here is the topic.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
You're gay if you see this.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.