Worst Jokes Ever
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.