Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?

You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.

Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?

Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.

What country has been the hottest in recent years?

Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!

My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.

What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

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  • Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.

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  • Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.

    In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.