Worst Jokes Ever
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."