Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
It's me, the Joje.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
