Worst Jokes Ever
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Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
My fucking life, cya.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing, then his friend calls and he is groaning. He said he was having cramps, so the husband tells the doctor, "Doc, turn it up to 40%!" So he does, and his friend throws up, so he said, "Doc, turn it up to 100%!" and his friend dies.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Google is butt.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.