Worst Jokes Ever
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.