Worst Jokes Ever
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.