Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Kart! (DYM 151)
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50, that fuckin' whore.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Like (DYM 148).
She's (DYM 149).
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.
The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."
So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."