Worst Jokes Ever
Cruel and unusual punishment.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.