Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?

It doesn’t hit home.

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I LOVE ORPHANS!

What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!

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Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.

Lick my nut.

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Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?

I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.

Why can’t orphans go to college?

'Cause they have no one to talk to.

Curry.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini.

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Masochists and sadists are made for each other.

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What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

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