Worst Jokes Ever
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I told my wife her eyebrows were too high.
She looked surprised.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.