Worst Jokes Ever
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
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To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
She (DYM 126).
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
I like Uranus.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
When is Donald Trump?
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.