Worst Jokes Ever
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What is a chode?
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Kaas.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump, just why?
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.