Worst Jokes Ever
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.