What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Worst Jokes Ever
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
Hair (DYM 81).
That's kinda sus, you know?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
BBNBHD.
I'm back, bitches!
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
