Worst Jokes Ever
Stop, orphan joke!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Henry is in Uranus.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
All y'all weird af.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
*fart* 👀 Oops!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
AOT > ur fav anime.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"