Worst Jokes Ever
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.