Worst Jokes Ever
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.