Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
Hoe?
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
School's being safe.
Your future.
Cheese.
But he could only get 1 trade.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Wassup? (DYM 109)
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."