Worst Jokes Ever
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.