What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Sure?
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
