What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Sure?
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
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Cruel and unusual punishment.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
