Worst Jokes Ever
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.