I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Worst Jokes Ever
*fart* 👀 Oops!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
AOT > ur fav anime.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Up (DYM 94).
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
