Worst Jokes Ever
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Dude, I lied.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Brian has a crush on a cute girl, Sally, from school, so he goes and tells his dad about her, and he says, "Sorry, son, you can't like her; she is your sister." So Brian is okay with it, and he starts to like another girl, Madison, and he goes up to his dad and says, "I have a crush on this girl, Madison," and again the dad goes, "Oh, sorry, son, you can't like any girl in school; they are all your sisters." So he goes crying to his mom and says, "Dad said I can't like any girl because they are all my sisters," and the mom goes, "Oh, it's okay; you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad."
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I have a body count of 7.
I like chips.
Midget
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Shit, I’m never gonna try to commit suicide again. I almost died!
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.